Labranda Alyssa Suite Hotel

Peter Westwood

Real review pls read The hotel is lovely and clean and checking in was very quick. Rooms easy to find and the site it’s on looks lovely. So first impressions of the place was awesome. The rooms are very nice n a good size clean n very practical. Suits couples better but if u have kids like us the sofa turns into a decent bed. The bedroom is separate from the front so that’s also an advantage if u want to have a quick nap n the rest can chill in the front . One thing is the HDMI socket are blocked on the tv so if u take a switch or a fire stick it unfortunately doesn’t work on there tv so dont expect to watch anything other than itv or bbc . We like to watch a film the odd night so unfortunately couldn’t. But all in all a solid 8 for the rooms . The food . What can I say about the food . It’s absolutely rubbish. The bfast is terrible they grill or fry hotdog sausage for the bfast n the bacon is so fatty there’s no bacon scrambled egg still runny n boiled eggs just about boiled. The dinner is equally as bad as is the evening meals . Compared to other all inclusive we have the choice is very limited n most days we had to eat out or have chips n ice cream . It was a really disappointment and we love food . The snack bar food is the same they cook it for u so the hotdog I tried they cooked fresh n the bun was actually hotter than the sausage. The chips was cold like they had done them in cool oil not fully up to temp . The drinks are great and cocktails are decent and included on all inclusive. Entertainment isn’t gr8 but ok but it’s generally a few kids standing around n singing or dancing each night n mainly not in English. It’s a walk to the town an after a few days the walk gets very long to the point u don’t want to walk there . There’s no shops in the hotel but water on recreation for 1.5 euros. Taxi is between 5-6 euros each way so not to bad and makes life a lot more easy . If ur looking for a relaxing place with a few pools n clean then this is the place but if like us u love ur food it’s probably not for u . Lovely hotel but food is terrible

Luce Will

We stayed here all inclusive for 10 nights. Had a lovely stay, rooms are clean and cleaned daily. Food, a huge variety, different cuisines each day for dinner. It did feel a little repetitive after a few days, but food was tasty enough. Pool area was clean and always sun loungers available, says you can't put your towel on to save them but people still did, but as I say there were always some available. Snack bar was ok food was burger, hotdogs, fries or a toastie. It was ok nothing great. Cocktails were lovely. Entertainment was ok, bingo, kids disco, live singers etc. The 2 sisters were my favourite. My door on our room wouldn't lock as it had dropped. Cleaners didn't realise so my door was left open after cleaning. They fixed it but after a couple of days it dropped again. I had to wait for my room to be cleaned before going out so I could lock up. Closest beach is about 20 mins walk flamingo beach. Main playa blanca is about a 40 minute walk. There are cats about too which I made friends with, if you go here give them some loves from me 🥰

Emma C

Wonderful hotel, staff are so lovely and welcoming. Rooms are nice, beds not the most comfy but not bad for a week. Breakfast is nice and they always have someone cooking fresh items like omelette. Dinners are different each evening. Cocktails from the bar were lovely with such friendly staff. There are some shops and restaurants about a 15 minute walk but to explore more you need to be able to walk a fair distance or be happy to get a taxi. Reception are brilliant with taxis and will help. Loved our stay and will definitely come back to Lanzarote to explore further.

Deborah Booth

Misleading All-Inclusive – Not Worth It We booked an all-inclusive day pass at the Labranda Alyssa Suites Hotel, planning to use the facilities on our last day before flying home as we had to check out of our villa early and thought this would be a relaxing way to spend the afternoon — unfortunately, it was a big disappointment. The day pass clearly states it includes lunch and dinner and is valid until 6pm. What it doesn’t tell you is that the evening dinner buffet doesn’t start until 6:30pm, which makes no sense when you have to leave the hotel at 6, so before we had to leave for the airport we’d planned to grab something from the snack bar before leaving. But when we went to order food, we were told the snack bar closes at 5pm! So between 5 and 6pm — when you’re still supposedly on an “all-inclusive” pass — there’s no food available at all. It feels very misleading, and definitely not what we paid for. The hotel itself is also very run down. Most of the machines in the kids’ games room were broken, the volleyball net was broken, and the wooden stairs leading up to the snack bar were cracked and felt unsafe. Inside the restaurant, a lot of the glasses were dirty, the fizzy drinks machine was out of order, and the food we did have was bland and forgettable. We have since brought up our concerns with the hotel management, but the response has been extremely was poor — nothing was really addressed, very dismissive about all my points and are refusing any kind of refund even though we have mis-sold on the all inclusive day pass package. We were hoping for a relaxing end to our holiday but instead we've been left feeling disappointed and frustrated. Definitely wouldn’t recommend this hotel for a day pass, or otherwise, it's a relief that we didn't have to stay there.

John Hastings

Well this is classed as 4 star but no way probably a 2 star. The food is bland and not a great deal of choice especially on a Sunday for some reason the rooms are nice and each little bungalow has it's own sunbeds and table and chairs which is a bonus, there's not really anywhere to sit and just have a drink on an evening that's comfy, location wise it's not really close to town, Playa Blanca, so if you want to eat out it's a cab bus or a long walk. The staff are excellent very attentive. To sum up if you just want to sit and be bored and just stay put for a week or so then it's fine if not go somewhere a bit more lively. We came in February and it wasn't full but if it was there just wouldn't be the room. No t coming back!