Labranda Alyssa Suite Hotel

Peter Westwood

Real review pls read The hotel is lovely and clean and checking in was very quick. Rooms easy to find and the site it’s on looks lovely. So first impressions of the place was awesome. The rooms are very nice n a good size clean n very practical. Suits couples better but if u have kids like us the sofa turns into a decent bed. The bedroom is separate from the front so that’s also an advantage if u want to have a quick nap n the rest can chill in the front . One thing is the HDMI socket are blocked on the tv so if u take a switch or a fire stick it unfortunately doesn’t work on there tv so dont expect to watch anything other than itv or bbc . We like to watch a film the odd night so unfortunately couldn’t. But all in all a solid 8 for the rooms . The food . What can I say about the food . It’s absolutely rubbish. The bfast is terrible they grill or fry hotdog sausage for the bfast n the bacon is so fatty there’s no bacon scrambled egg still runny n boiled eggs just about boiled. The dinner is equally as bad as is the evening meals . Compared to other all inclusive we have the choice is very limited n most days we had to eat out or have chips n ice cream . It was a really disappointment and we love food . The snack bar food is the same they cook it for u so the hotdog I tried they cooked fresh n the bun was actually hotter than the sausage. The chips was cold like they had done them in cool oil not fully up to temp . The drinks are great and cocktails are decent and included on all inclusive. Entertainment isn’t gr8 but ok but it’s generally a few kids standing around n singing or dancing each night n mainly not in English. It’s a walk to the town an after a few days the walk gets very long to the point u don’t want to walk there . There’s no shops in the hotel but water on recreation for 1.5 euros. Taxi is between 5-6 euros each way so not to bad and makes life a lot more easy . If ur looking for a relaxing place with a few pools n clean then this is the place but if like us u love ur food it’s probably not for u . Lovely hotel but food is terrible

Chris Tulleth

We were all inclusive and have to say the variety of food on offer was fantastic, something for everyone! The standard of food was also very good. The rooms were spacious and comfortable but possibly needing a wee bit TLC but again very good. The pool areas were very well maintained and always plenty of sun loungers available. Only a 15 _ 20 minute walk from the main area in Playa Blanca. Staff were all excellent. Only real fault I could find was if you get dropped off by bus/coach, they stop on the main road which is 2 flights of stairs from the entrance, not too much a problem for able bodied people but a fair climb with your luggage. All in all a great stay.

John Hastings

Well this is classed as 4 star but no way probably a 2 star. The food is bland and not a great deal of choice especially on a Sunday for some reason the rooms are nice and each little bungalow has it's own sunbeds and table and chairs which is a bonus, there's not really anywhere to sit and just have a drink on an evening that's comfy, location wise it's not really close to town, Playa Blanca, so if you want to eat out it's a cab bus or a long walk. The staff are excellent very attentive. To sum up if you just want to sit and be bored and just stay put for a week or so then it's fine if not go somewhere a bit more lively. We came in February and it wasn't full but if it was there just wouldn't be the room. No t coming back!

Daisy Lewis

Juan at the front desk was so friendly and helpful he helped sort out day passes for the hotel for a group of 10 of us as we had to check out of our villa at 10am and our flight wasn’t until the evening. Would definitely recommend the day pass option to anyone who needs it!

John G

Lovely little chalet-apartments with patios. Comprehensive buffet with daily chef's specials. Happy and attentive staff! Superb housekeeping. 3 pools. Palm trees. Pool bar with excellent margaritas. Pequeño paraíso! My favourite place