Alexandre Hotel La Siesta

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We used SPA together with my sister. There are 3 saunas and a swimming pool with many water massagers. Then we had a 25 -minute massage (legs and back). I highly recommend it! Girls - Isaura and Aimara are very nice and professional. One of the best massages in my life. Thank you so much !!!

Nicola Howells

I decided to book this hotel because of the location, heated pool, and spa, I thought it will be a place to have a great day and go out on the night so just booked the bed and breakfast. The hotel is absolutely amazing! It is spotlessly clean. The cleaners were spot on. The staff are the most friendliest I have ever met on holiday, they are either great actors or they genuinely enjoy their jobs, either way they just made the whole experience five stars. The only downside was that the door handle on the roof top sunbathing space (solarium i think its called) kept giving us all little shocks every time we went to open the door... that's the only criticism I can give you. It was amazing, thank you so much!

Alyx Graham

HOTEL FROM HELL. There is so much I could say but il stick to the major issues. Anyone that feels sick today the sausages at the buffet were served raw 29/3/25 my two year old had this on his breakfast plate and I’m so glad I looked at it before giving him them, will attach photo. We made reception and restaurant aware. We were one of the last family’s in and I hope no one is sick because of this. This isn’t the first instance if you look back at reviews someone mentions raw chicken. NOISE! Paper thin walls. (Day 1) We moved our first room from an over look of a car park with constant tennis court noise and cars. They moved us to another room which is right beside the street room no 322, the room has a broken balcony door so you can hear everything and it prevents the air con from working. We are not the type to complain and we have tried to persevere but honestly 3 days without sleep now I’m ready to go home than put up with more no sleep. We have asked to swap rooms and they have said there aren’t any other rooms because the hotel is full but will swap rooms around tomorrow so good luck to whoever has room 322. Please make sure the hotel rooms are suitable before taking customers! This is most definitely not a 4 star hotel. Iv stayed in Tenerife 3 years running and honestly never had an issue. My little boy is exhausted and so are we. You come away to get a good nights rest and to enjoy the lovely food. There is neither here! Save your money and go elsewhere, I wish we did!

Lynsey Brown

Staff are very helpful and friendly, particular mention to Ramon at the pool bar. Ramon has been fantastic our whole holiday and really goes out his way to make the difference. He is an asset to the hotel, the way he interacts with people and the children has really our time at La Siesta enjoyable.

Grant Thompson

I can’t believe I haven’t already reviewed this Hotel. We have stayed as a family at La Siesta Hotel three times. It is a fabulous hotel in a wonderful location for Las America and Los Cristianos. It is a lovely friendly run Hotel and ideal for families with small children and teenagers. The Entertainment at this hotel is fabulous. They have kids mini disco every evening which the children love. And then after that they have more adult showcase Entertainment from singers to dancers to acrobats and much much more. We always book a Alexander room that has the pool view on a half board basis. The food is perfect for half board plenty of choice at breakfast and in the evening. During evening dinner they tend to change the themes slightly to make it more interesting. One night they’ll have Mexican theme food the next night they will have French themed food. But they always have the basics as well if you don’t want that like pizza and chips which is ideal for the children. They have a wonderful bar area to use in the evening that has a nice sun Terrace with an outside stage for Entertainment. They tend to use this stage more in the summertime. Around October and February they use the indoor stage in the bar area. The bar area is quite big so there is plenty of places to sit if you don’t want to be watching the show. They also have a lovely big and longer reception with some very nice seats in there that you can quite easily chill out on and have a much quieter drink if you like. There is a very nice outside pool bar as well that serves drinks and snacks in the day which is perfect when you’re sunbathing by the pool. All the staff are very friendly from the bar staff to all the staff in the restaurant. The receptions staff are also very friendly and fluent in many languages including perfect English. This is the third time we have stayed here and we definitely recommend this hotel especially if you have small children. But it is also perfect for couples and families with teenagers. We would definitely even book for a forth time here 👍