Alexandre Hotel La Siesta

Gréta Ingólfsdóttir

Hotel La Siesta is a very nice hotel overall, with great potential and many positive aspects. The location is fantastic — close to everything you might need, and the overall value for money is excellent. I would definitely consider coming back. There are, however, a few things that could use improvement. Most of the elevators are quite worn and feel outdated. One of the pool guards had a consistently unpleasant attitude and seemed to change the rules frequently about what was allowed in the pool area, which created confusion and frustration. On the bright side, the kids' entertainment staff were absolutely outstanding — friendly, engaging, and truly made a difference for families traveling with children. Food at the hotel was generally very good with a nice variety, though there were occasional dips in quality. Room cleaning was quite inconsistent; some days it was spotless, other days a bit lacking. That said, the hotel still offers a very enjoyable stay and has many great features. With a few updates and better consistency in service, it could be excellent.

tilly0191

Lovely hotel, the area is right on the main straight and 2 minute walk from the beach with lots of Restaurants and shops. literally round the corner from the excursions bus pickup. Rooms are average but you can opt for a pool view. Restaurant is decent with a good assortment, if you've got a kid that won't eat nothing but chicken nuggets then I suggest you find a local restaurant that sells them as la siesta don't do them often. Been here twice now and always have fun, it's a cashless hotel so it's easy to get carried away at the bar. I keep my receipts and put away everyday what I've spent in the safe. The hotel in general is clean and both times ive been here, the maintenance is good. Tenerife is a lovely, very lively island and do enjoy going. I'd say the only bad point are people, leaving towels on sun beds whilst they go mooching about.

Andrew Hawker

We've been coming to Alexandre La Siesta now for 3 years as a family and love it and ticks all of our boxes. Staff are very friendly and will go out of their way for you. No fighting for sunbeds! Pool is great, we like the idea that one pool allows inflatables and the other doesn't so you have the best of both worlds... espically the children. The snack bar offers a good choice of snacks for lunchtime. The restaurant offers a good choice of food. I'd like to personally mention Ramon, great guy! His service... always got a smile on his face and goes that extra mile We will definitely be back! 😎

nikki jenkinson

Wonderful family holiday! I have just come back from a week at this hotel and overall it was great we went with our 9 and 6 year old. The staff were extremely friendly and helpful particularly Lianette And Ramon who runs the pool bar who works extremely hard and he was great fun. We had a pool view room which included the spa facilities which was a nice addition. Our room was cleaned daily and the hotel overall was very clean. We went for the all inclusive option and over all the food and drink was good enough for what we paid. The hotel is situated in a really good location 5 minutes from the beach and we also enjoyed a few nice meals out near the Hard Rock Cafe where the main shops and restaurants are. I highly recommended if you are travelling with children to visit Siam park which was amazing and lots to do there with young kids, there is also a free bus service which you can catch from around the corner of the hotel. One of the things I like most about this hotel was the layout of the pool area so we could see the kids are all times and there lots of facilities for the children as well. There was also a mini disco and entertainment on every evening in the show bar.

Katie Mallinsom

Unfortunately our 3rd visit wasn't great. The service wasn't great at all. The staff made way more of an effort with Spanish guests than anyone else, even when you were speaking spanish to them, they didn't seem happy to see you at all. All the other views that are 5* seem to be from Spanish guests. There never seemed to be more than 1 person staffing the pool bar and evening bar. The food is ok. Previous years have had themed food nights but this year it was anything goes. And if you're having lunch, just make sure you like fish. Be prepared to get up at 6am to bother getting a sun lounger, as the hotel does nothing about it, even if people don't get there until 3pm. Only 1 lifeguard on at any one time, and is covered on their break by a member of what appears to be the maintenance staff. The evening entertainment was mediocre at best, and the kids entertainment is the same music every night. The room itself is nice, there was something like a cockroach one day but it didn't return. When checking out the staff didn't even bother asking about the stay, no "have a safe trip". We've visited the previous 2 years and its been great. This year has been so shocking. Not worth the money at all. Best bit was a member of the entertainment team went round the last night we were with card tricks with the tables and he was really lovely and funny